蚊子 Mosquitoes

我听别人说
蚊子是讲英文的
但在中国我也听不懂
应该是蚊子在密谋反美国的活动
它们就是恐怖分子

I've heard others saying
that mosquitoes speak English
but in China I also don't understand them
I think it must be that they're plotting against the U.S.
that they are the terrorists . . .